There are few experiences in life more infuriating than a housefly making repeated kamikaze dives at your face. You can be sitting there in peaceful contemplation, a cup of tea in hand, and suddenly find yourself conducting an impromptu martial arts demonstration in your lounge. The dog looks concerned, the neighbours think you’ve lost your mind, and still the little bugger keeps coming back for more.
But contrary to popular belief, the housefly isn’t acting out of malice or a secret vendetta....